Binge-Watching This Year's Festive Features: The Good, The Bad and The So-Bad-It's-Good.
It is the time of year to relax on the sofa and demolish a tin of festive treats in front of a great film, a poor film, or one that’s terrible yet terrific.
This year, a selection of latest seasonal stories aims to become part of our festive viewing—maybe even joining the ranks alongside enduring classics like Home Alone, Elf, Love Actually, and Die Hard (no arguments).
Therefore, in a vital public service to separate the winners from the losers, and to embrace the Christmas spirit, I watched as many new holiday releases as possible in a single day.
First Up: The Jonas Brothers' Holiday Flick
Kicking off, optimistically, on a good foot. This is the sole 2025 entry on a popular review site's list of the top 100 holiday films of all time.
The popular band find themselves trapped in the UK after wrapping up their international trek and must return for Christmas. Their attempts are thwarted by an malevolent Father Christmas, who sings to announce they won’t get home until they “rediscover their familial spark.”
The banter between the arguing trio is entertaining even for the uninitiated, while fans will certainly catch lots of references as they endeavor to get back using every mode of travel possible.
It’s a journey of epic proportions.
It’s not legendary, but is great for devotees and a good start to the day.
Festive score: 🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄 for Jonas Brothers fans or 🎄🎄🎄 for their family members who must sit through it.
Next: A Star in Panto
Hollywood star Kiefer Sutherland stars as a Hollywood star roped into a "panto".
“A what's a panto??” asks Sutherland’s “hard-to-work-with” and older lead Brad Mack, who has seen better days and whose manager has tricked him into thinking he’s appearing in renowned British drama.
His Aladdin co-stars let him know he’s playing Buttons. “No I'm not,” he protests. One can imagine their response. Unless you’re not acquainted with traditional panto catchphrases.
There are some hilarious moments, some cockle-warming storylines, and the supporting actors is brilliant, too.
It’s the kind of movie that would be a bit naff at any other time of year, but is a highly enjoyable at Christmas.
Festive score: 🎄🎄🎄🎄
A New Spin on Scrooge
An actor appears at the beginning of this film, too, calling someone a mug for the second film in a row. Might this become a new Christmas tradition?
This time, he’s a crooning chauffeur who encounters Mr Sood, the newest interpretation on Mr Scrooge from Charles Dickens’ A Christmas Carol.
Mr Sood is played by a star of Kunal Nayyar and Christmas Karma is directed by Bend It Like Beckham’s Gurinder Chadha. The classic narrative unfolds as the stingy Mr Sood is confronted by the apparitions of Christmas past, present and future, played by Hugh Bonneville, Billy Porter, and Boy George.
This South Asian reinterpretation is at least different from all the others, but unfortunately he’s not very charismatic and Nayyar’s performance is lifeless—a problem when he’s so the main character.
Festive score: 🎄🎄
12.04pm - Stuffed
There’s time for a channel's holiday special—which stars Guz Khan as a charmingly cantankerous character who “isn't big on Christmas.”
But after he gets an £8,000 Christmas bonus at work, his wife (played by Morgana Robinson) talks him into blowing the money on a holiday to Lapland.
There’s just one issue—he finds out there was an mix-up with his bonus, which should have been £800, and he has to figure out how to reimburse the difference.
Fun while it lasts but not lasting.
Christmas tree rating: 🎄🎄
A Classy Netflix Romance
This is one of those holiday movies where the tree, fairy lights and snow are in the backdrop—Christmas is the environment of the film rather than its core purpose—but it feels comfortable and seasonal all the same.
Driven corporate star Sydney (starring Minka Kelly) is dispatched to a French chateau to do a deal for a sparkling wine company. During her travels, she meets a man in a literary haven who promises to show her Christmas in Paris.
A commentator recently claimed this is the finest new Christmas film of the recent era. That’s a bit of a stretch, but it is a festive dalliance with a dash of elegance and gives the required heartwarming sensation.
The scene with a extended debate about Die Hard is notable too.
Holiday verdict: 🎄🎄🎄
Mid-Afternoon: Finding Father Christmas
Sixteen-year-old Chris, played by Lenny Rush, holds onto his belief in Father Christmas, despite the persuasion of his dad (starring James Buckley) to tell him otherwise.
The secret is out there, and Chris embarks on a quest to find it with the expert help of a team of well-known figures.
It’s understated but endearing, and perfect viewing while expecting Santa to visit.
Festive score: 🎄🎄🎄
A Star-Studded Family Drama
Michelle Pfeiffer is the matriarch of a bickering American family who gather for the holidays—including fellow acclaimed actress Felicity Jones, Chloe Grace Moretz, Jason Schwartzman, and dad Denis Leary.
Pfeiffer starts by mentioning classic festive films like National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation, It’s A Wonderful Life and Home Alone, before saying: “They need to make a movie about the true heroes of the holidays—moms.”
So that’s the concept, but in reality it’s really a combination of those aforementioned movies, at least until Pfeiffer’s character eventually finds her strength.
Festive score: 🎄🎄
Evening: A Scottish Christmas Secret
The day’s taken a dip, but happily here’s a new entry in the crowded field of predictable, sentimental, cheesy—and highly entertaining—festive fodder.
It’s a story as familiar as can be: An American woman goes on a quest to a picturesque cold country and ends up stumbling across romance.
In this case, Caprice Bourret plays a publisher